“you’re pregnant”
“no one likes you”
“your parents are dead”
“you’re not harry potter”
“Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.”
“you tried”
“He loves your mom”
“you’re adopted”
“toilet”
“911 what is your emergency”
penis.
“you hit post limit”
“Deep throat a knife”
(Source: pitchblackglow)
